earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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2 hours ago
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koolaidicecubes:


she don’t even care bout that war no more… she ready

koolaidicecubes:

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she don’t even care bout that war no more… she ready

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2 hours ago
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whiteboyfriend:

phrux:

phrux:

russia

reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES
HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO

how did we win the cold war

whiteboyfriend:

phrux:

phrux:

russia

reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES

HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO

how did we win the cold war

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2 hours ago
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iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

enochliew:

Photographs by Thom Sheridan

In 1986, the United Way attempted to break the world record for balloon launches, by releasing 1.5 million balloons, which resulted in two deaths, millions in lawsuits, and a devastating environmental impact.

NO FUCKING SHIT

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1 day ago
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84emojis:

*white woman in a salon chair voice* I’M FEELING BRAVE TODAY

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3 days ago
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eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

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2 hours ago
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andreanya:

pretentiouslimericks:

infinidegree:

jiizzzlle:

victoriatheunicorn:

i think i want to see a cartoon about these guys

Omg.. The way the cat slows down to allow the bun to catch up, probably because it knows how much the bun likes to stop and look at stuff

has anyone noticed THAT THE BUNNY IS TRYING TO WALK LIKE THE CAT.

BUNNIES HOP

"Walking is so tedious, how do you do it?"
"Leaping about is undignified and exhausting. It’s beneath me."
"Unless you’re chasing the red dot."
"I KEEP MY HOME LIFE AND PROFESSIONAL LIFE SEPARATE."

This made my day

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2 hours ago
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irontemple:

mistersailor:

sizvideos:

Video

FUCK

I WAS MAD AT MY DOG FOR GOING THROUGH THE TRASH BUT AFTER SEEING THIS TWICE IM CUDDLING HIM.

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1 day ago
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magneito:

magneito:

does anyone else remember the shrek version of american idol that was in the bonus features of shrek 2 or was that just some crazy dream i had

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its real

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1 day ago
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twitches3:

whenyouwishupondisney:

kristoffbjorgman:

why are people shipping elsa with jack frost

we all know who the real icy otp is

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vanilla chocolate swirl 4eva

Omfg

UHM MAYBE YOU HAVEN’T HEARD BUT HE HAS A WIFE WHO IS THE GREATEST GOOD HE IS EVER GONNA GET

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4 days ago
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